Ok, so I am doing the Communications badge (Chris knows what I'm talking about so everybody else SHH!) y necessito una pictura sobre mi blog. So, here it is. Hope ya like it ;D
And if this doesn't constitute as a picture- here's Jesus
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Well you know what? Christianity: the belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
ReplyDeleteMakes perfect sense.
Touche... But technically, He can't be a zombie because the definition of a zombie is "the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose," and, yes He did raise from the dead, but he wasn't mute and had a will, so your argument is rendered invalid, ma'am. Also, the atheism one was funnier... haw haw haw...
ReplyDeleteThat's not the only definition of the word zombie. Mane I meant it as a monster who prays on the will and stupidity of others.
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