Thursday, March 4, 2010
Big Bang Theory? I think not.
Ok, so according to the so called "big bang theory," there was a primordail cloud of gas, and some major explosion happened, and BANG the universe was created. Alright, ummm, WHAT?? Creating the universe doesn't just happen, it takes time, something that only, well, gee, a HIGHER POWER could do. And how did that cloud of gas (or, whatever it was) get there? Hmm? And wherever that came from, how did that get there? Obviously, a divine creator must have put it there, if this Big Bang theory was to be true (which it is not because God created the universe, not some pimped out cloud of gas). Is this not logical? What you evolutionists all think we lack; logic? Well, it seems pretty logical to me. Now you may say, "Now hold on there a minute, so what if we can't prove our theory? You can't prove your God, so he must not exist." For you ATYPers out there, you would recognize that as a logial fallacy anyday. Burden of proof, to be exact. I gotta go, but I will be back to prove you wrong... I'll prove you all wrong... CloudOtter, I know exactly what you're thinking, so don't say it.
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You made a typo (on accident or on purpose, can't tell. Ya never know with Michael's head).
ReplyDeleteNot even IIIII know what I'm thinking. It's hard for me to tell (I'm not kidding).
ReplyDeleteCURSE YOU SPAM FILTER IT'S SO HARD TO POST
WTF it didn't post it.
ReplyDeleteI forgot what I said.
Wait now I remembered as I typed that.
Now I forgot. -_- It keeps coming back and gone.
OH YEAH
Not even IIIII know what I'm thinking (I'm not kidding, it's hard to tell).
I didn't use your fallacy.
CURSE YOU SPAM FILTER IT'S SO HARD TO POST
Lag posting ftl.
ReplyDeleteRock on, Roxas. i think its perfectly logical to say someone designed the univserse.
ReplyDeleteoh, whoops, there was a typo. well, the theory IS worth just about as much as a bug, so...
ReplyDeleteTheories are worthy depending on their scale of logic imo.
ReplyDeletelogic? something that apparently came from nowhere and exploded is logic? Then it IS worth as much as a bug!
ReplyDeleteWe're talking multiple universes. All it took was an extremely small particle weighing about an ounce to drift through from another universe, and KABOOM you've got a universe, in the same matter as a white hole expels matter. Look it up, you'll see that it all works out.
ReplyDeleteAs an ending shot: who else here has read all of Stephen Hawking's works? No one? I believe that is endgame, my "friend".
no no no, you don't get it. So let's assume that all it took is another particle drifting to another universe, and all that stuff is true, ok? So where did that particle come from? How did IT get there? I'll just keep on asking the same question, so don't waste your time. It might work out, except that something that exists has to be created by something, whether it be man, machine, or anything else. Assuming that these things weren't there, the particle would never have existed.
ReplyDeleteOMG I JUST REALIZED THE ANSWER
ReplyDelete'Creation' isn't real. Not CreationISM, but just creation--it is non-existant.
Scientists have created on a computer, the same exact conditions that the earth supposedly formed with, and then tested it out. and guess what? the particles just swirled around each other and they drifted their separate ways. The gases did not form a solid.
ReplyDeletebtw Stephen hawkings was in an interview with a non-biased interviewer. He admitted that a higher intelligence may have began life on earth. then the the interviewer asked where did that intelligent designer come from? Hawking could not answer and just said that he doesn't know---none of human kind knows. So evolution does not explain everything in the world, while the Bible does.
:)smile tomorrow's my b-day!
chris is moving too slow...
ReplyDeleteMoving too slow?
ReplyDeleteAt one time, most people believed that rain came from the Gods as well. When there was a drought, the same people would pray to said God, and even (gasp) perform human sacrifices to appease said God to look favorably upon them so it would rain.
ReplyDeleteNobody does that anymore. The rain Gods are no longer 'believed' by anyone respectable.
At one time, people thought lightning came from Zeus and that the thunder was only laid down when Zeus was mad at us. We would change our ways, even pray to him for his forgiveness to appease him. Last I checked, nobody prays to Zeus anymore.
Or Ra the Sun God.
Or Thor.
Or any of the THOUSANDS of Gods and Goddesses of ancient time (http://ancienthistory.about.com/library/bl/bl_myth_gods_index.htm )
At one point, when Mom got sick, people took them to the shaman/priest/rabbi who would explain that Mom is sick because you/she/the-kid-down-the-block sinned. You/She would repent, and hope for the best. Why? Because we didn't know what caused cancer. Now we do. We LEARNED why things happen without using the 'We don't understand, so God must have done it' card. Just because we don't understand it, does not mean God did it. If that was the case, then people when they get sick (cancer, syphilis, AIDS) would still go to their pastor or priest. Funny, they don't seem too.
But is there an explination for what DID create the universe? Some claim theories about particles, explosions, and the like, but how did they get there? Something must have created them, right? Even though the scientologists and the atheists demand proof that our God does exist, they can't even prove their own theories, about how the world was created. Even though the world was probably created by God, I'm not exactly saying that it is. If you read the paragraph I wrote above, I simply state how the big bang theory is wrong. Yes, I do imply that God created the universe, but that is because it is my religion; I'm a Christian. And you say that we don't pray to God to heal our loved ones and friends; well that's funny, because I know tons and tons of people who say prayers to God to help a sick person get better. And people still do go to their priest to pray for others who are sick; After mass, on their own time, on the phone, and in many other ways. Yes, we do know the scientific reason for it, but we pray for God to cure the scientific ailment.
ReplyDeleteScientologists deal with human-alien-godly figure stuff.
ReplyDeleteAnd guess what, there are a bunch of people who get better by taking a pill that is proven to do NOTHING. It's called the placebo effect (go google and learn, Michael) Just thinking about getting better works sometimes, even to us atheists. No prayer needed, just positive thoughts.
ReplyDeletePrayer is placebo, more or less. NECRO BUMP SOMEWHERE HIDDEN
ReplyDeleteI feel that religion is losing ground. They keep roundabouting themselves, coming back to the old "prove it" bologna.
ReplyDeleteBy the by, I'm assembling a group of the best of the best of the Logics-The Traveler's Army. Let me know if you want to join up on the thursatyp.
Maybe they do do the placebo effect, but it's not like praying is going to hurt them even more, is it? If anything, it wouldn't. If you claim God does not exist, how are prayers to an unreal God going to hurt? So why not? HAving a positive attitude isn't all of it, either- what about cancer? Has the placebo effect worked with cancer yet? MOst of the cancer recoverers are Christian- my Grandma, for one. She is the most devoted Catholic I will probably ever meet, and she survived. She had ten other friends in her Renew group, and what are they? Humans, yes, but they are also Catholics.
ReplyDeleteGim, you're kind of being hypocritical, because you always come back to the "prove it" technique whenever you don't have an answer to something. maybe not you personally, but most atheists that I meet do.
^See post above you.
ReplyDeletePlacebo is a *helper* it does not guarantee.
Then most people who get cancer are catholic ;)
That has no scientific basis, and that's probably because there are a lot of Catholics. Not more than Protestants, though.
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So suck on that.
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ReplyDeleteBet you can't figure that out.
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Да
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Я даю вам любовь, но вы все равно
Так что правильно и что неправильно
Gimme знак
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Whoa Whoa Whoa, Oooh Oooh
Whoa Whoa Whoa, Oooh Oooh
О, я не знаю, что я могу сделать
Что еще я могу сказать, что до вас
Я знаю, что мы одни, только я и ты
Я больше не могу
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Я не хочу другой, никакая другая любовник
Это ваша жизнь, наше время
Когда мы вместе, ты мне нужен навсегда
Is It Love
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Это был триумф.
ReplyDeleteЯ делаю отметить: огромный успех.
Трудно преувеличить мое удовлетворение.
Aperture Science
Мы делаем, что мы должны
потому что мы можем.
На благо всех нас.
За исключением тех, кто мертв.
Но нет смысла плакать над каждой ошибкой.
Вы просто держать на попытки до запуска из торта.
И делается наука.
И вы сделать аккуратный пистолет.
Для людей, которые все еще живы.
Я даже не сердитесь.
Меня так искренне прямо сейчас.
Даже если вы разбили мое сердце.
И убил меня.
И разорвали меня на куски.
И каждый кусок бросили в огонь.
Поскольку они сожгли это больно, потому что я был так рад за тебя!
Теперь эти данные точек сделать красивую линию.
И мы из бета-тестирования.
Мы выпускаем в установленные сроки.
Так что я очень рад. Я погорел.
Вспомните все, чему мы научились
для тех, кто еще жив.
Идем дальше и оставить меня.
Мне кажется, я предпочитаю оставаться дома.
Может быть, вы сможете найти кого-то еще помочь вам.
Может Black Mesa
Это была шутка.
HAHA. Отличный шанс.
Во всяком случае, это является большой торт.
Это так вкусно и влажным.
Посмотри на меня еще говорить
когда есть наука делать.
Когда я смотрю там, это заставляет меня рада, что я не вас.
Я эксперименты для запуска.
Существует исследование еще предстоит сделать.
На людей, которые все еще живы.
И, поверьте мне, что я еще жива.
Я делаю Наука и я все еще жив.
Я чувствую, фантастические и я все еще жив.
Хотя ты умираешь я буду еще жив.
А когда ты мертв я буду еще жив.
Еще жив
Еще жив
STOP WITH THE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES! Anyways, Doc Ott, Chris and Ryan, Christians, go to the 'prove it' stance because isnt that what science is based on? If you cannot see the results of an experiment, then you cannot says your hypothesis was true.. I will explain God as the wind,
ReplyDeleteGod is like the Wind,
you cannot see Him,
Just as you cannot see the wind,
but you CAN see the effects of the wind,
and you CAN see the effects of God's presence if you look for them.
Give me proof of "His" effects. Just one piece of CONCLUSIVE proof, and I'll take it all back.
ReplyDeletePlacebos do not count.
The "effects" are things that could have multiple causes.
ReplyDeletePerson A gets Bubonic plague.
Person A survives.
Did God save them or did they have a strong immune system?
But what if God gave them a strong immune system, hmm? And Gim, go here for your evidence: www.ainglkiss.com
ReplyDeleteThere, here's some stories for your proof
...So? It's a poorly written '90s-era website. What of it? By the way, well played, "Doc Otter".
ReplyDelete*Sigh* *Double Facepalm Michael*
ReplyDeleteOfffff course. God did everything, right. Because humans are slime and we owe everything including our lives to God. Without him we would be nothing and no better than criminals and beetles and dirt. He gives us everything and all of our ideas. He came up with communism too.
Well duh, use your God given head... :)
ReplyDeleteBut dod you actually read them, Gim? Probably not
ReplyDeleteAaaah typo, *did*
ReplyDeleteI couldn't find them. By the way, hasn't anyone heard of the delete comment button? Just copy paste, edit, and delete the original.
ReplyDeleteGods, people.
But dod you actually read them, Gim? Probably not
ReplyDeleteBut did you actually read them, Gim? Probably not
ReplyDeleteEDIT: Fixed typo.
Just like that. My word was blest -_-
ReplyDeleteOh wow, Chirs.... quadruple facepalm...
ReplyDeleteShotgun facepalm!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, well... well... your mom facepalm! OOOHH!
ReplyDeleteQ48!! AHHAA!!